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MUZZ's BRAIN BUZZ
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Torch that meat, mate!:
every bloke other than a chef is a chef,
ranging from 2% in the
kitchen to 100% in front of the barbecue.
100%? Yep,
because it allows a bit of the caveman to emerge, and cavemen eat
*anything*... including their own disastrous attempts at
cooking. But, it's not always that way...
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Relying on that which will
break
down:
tapping away on the keyboard and then screen begins to flicker, with an
ominous sizzling sound... to a BSOD: *black screen of death - wonderful.
*not
as bad as blue
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War or a brokered peace?: Kitchens
can be tense at the best of times, just ask Gordon Ramsay... I wonder
how he would act if his wife was there, and she had to work
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Art or life, which imitates which?: Improvisation
is demonstrated on TV, be it comedians or action series. But
are
they copying what we do, or the other way around? |
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Straight
up !(Feb'10)
What muppet installed that?: Beware
the term 'design feature', as it could be a surreptitous dig at a your
efforts even though the feature
pre-existed and it wasn't you.... best to put it right to avoid the
possibility.
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Fun and
free goes together, so why pay?: Many public events appear
to
go hand in hand with a drain on your wallet, but not in some parts of
the world.
*McDonalds
get in line… this expression is as older than the hills… |
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Anyone
who loves football is already half-Spanish:
they usually support Real Madrid or Barcelona around here... will they
pull together to get Spain to the final in South Africa?
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Gardens with Attitude: "Ain't
it just so pretty?" Out goes the finger to stroke and 'snap' (guess the
rest). Gardens that look so marvellous do so because they are
cunning and nasty to begin with... unless you treat it with respect
(that means distance).
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